Em asked why no one uses this anymore, and I believe my answer is valid, if not dead on.
Very little, in terms of interesting things, happens to people in January and February, even less of which is worth talking about.
These months are depressing in and of themselves...you're alwavs cold (unless you live on the coast or in the desert), SADD sets in and you start eating carbs and chocolate like it's going out of style, and in general, you feel lethargic (at best).
It doesn't help when, while watching television, you find that you're becoming dumber with each passing commercial. Brain rot, according to Bird. Here is tonight's sign:
Mucinex commercial involving the personification of mucus. That's right. MUCUS.
Not just personification (like that of the toe fungus commercials, they were greenish-yellow and pudgy), but personification of newly-wed mucus.
Kate mentioned how sad it was that anyone would come up with this idea. Bird added that perhaps it was worse that someone said, "Yes. I love it. Go for it...newly-wed mucus is perfect for our new ad campaign."
Sounds more like a Will Ferrell skit.
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Emily and I wish to apologize about our lack of publication since early December. We had a camera mishap and her digital camera has been out of commission. It sure makes it hard to add cool pictures like everyone else.
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