Look Out World

7:00 - alarm goes off
7:30 - kids finally hauled out of bed after finally finding the missing stuffed tiger that was causing the first tantrum of the day
8:00 - kids dressed, hair done, beds made, dog fed
8:05 - breakfast started
8:20 - breakfast on the table
8:35 - breakfast eaten
8:45 - five year-old finally out the door and on the way to school, backpack, jacket, and water bottle in hand
8:51 - kitchen cleaned up and two-year-old wiped down
8:53 - put contacts in and brush teeth
8:54 - step into the shower
8:58 - step out of the shower
8:59 - mostly dried
9:02 - fully dressed
9:04 - face care products and makeup applied
9:08 - hair dried and styled
9:09 - accessories in place
9:15 - 2-year-old coralled, coaxed into much-needed diaper change and shoes, hurried out the door, and buckled into the car; purse, cell phone, sunglasses, and diaper bag in tow

Agenda:
Meetings at the office
Quick errands
Chick-fil-A picnic at the park
Pushing two-year-old on swing in high-heeled boots and skirt
Picking up five-year-old from school
Gathering party props for a friend
Working from home (paperwork, phone calls, database, computer)
Writing a note
Meal planning
Cleaning out closets
Keeping the house picked up
Picking up babysitter
Dinner with friends
Double date to the movies
Sleeping
Doing it all over again

Look out world; here comes Super Mom!