Lana these particular ones are for you:
- 2000 lbs of Chinese Soup = Won Ton
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
Okay, now for the rest of them:
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the pavement = 1 banan0second
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton
- 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 2 monograms = 1 diagram
Hope you enjoyed the silly conversions. Happy Groundhog's Day!
1 comment:
Man, Leslie, You are sharp early in the morning!
Thanks for the funny conversions. Some people are so clever!
Here's one:
One sweet smelling grandmother = 1 scentigram
One phone call from Madeline to grandma = 1 tellagram (OK, I know that doesn't fit the pattern of conversions!)
Hoping for Spring on this Groundhog's Day! :)
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